The kids are on March Break this week, so we went to a local bookstore this morning to try our hand at making Qixels. If you haven’t heard of these cute little pixel bricks that fuse together with the very essence of your soul, then take a minute to Google it. When you’re done, come back to me so I can tell you about the agony that it is to crouch down beside a one and a half foot high table, surrounded by a bunch of frustrated children and their anxious parents, all the while sweating the kind of sweat that screams you are a freaking rock star of a parent just for being down there in the first place.
Being in public while trying to put together a Qixel should be illegal. One needs freedom and privacy to curse, yell and throw things around the room like a wild animal (or like a strung out Mom running on coffee and neglect). These little badasses will break you. They will take years off your life. I stand here before you, a shell of my former self. The kids, on the other hand, seem strangely unaffected by the chaotic suffering I endured. They proudly carried their Qixel swords home, then promptly tossed them into their toy bin, which is where forgotten toys go to die. My soul is in there somewhere; it’s probably where it belongs.
ha ha! you’re such a good Mom and a good sport. I’m sure they will eventually pat your arm and tell you everything will be OK.
LikeLike
I sure hope so!! 😉
LikeLike
I’ve never heard of this level of hell. I think I shall investigate. The takeaway is that when you’re forced to curse under your breath like this in mixed company, you come up with the sorts of blue-language combinations that have an incredible impact when you unload them later. Trust me on this one.
p.s. Glad I finally made it over here. You’re hilarious.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks so much for stopping by!!
LikeLike
Ha! Ha! There has been a half-completed Quixel spider on my coffee table for 3 weeks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahahahaha! Love it!!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
My first thought when I saw the picture was “Oh, something new to try with the kids” but now I might just skip out.
LikeLike
Hahahahaha! If you are a more patient person than me, then it is probably a lot of fun. If you want a craft that your kids can do independently, then I recommend waiting until they are about 7 or so. Any younger, and you will be working with them to complete it. (I tend to struggle with these types of things, so I’m sure you would have much better luck 😉 ).
LikeLiked by 1 person
Little Man is 9, so he might have some luck with it. I imagine Baby Girl (who is 2) and I wouldn’t fare as well, but I’m sure she’d still have fun 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Your son would probably handle it better than I did 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
You made me and John laugh this morning reading that. 😂🤣😅
LikeLike
Oh, I’m so glad! That’s the best kind of compliment! Thank you 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
You have a lovely soul, I can feel it 🌹
LikeLike
Thank you! I can feel that about you as well 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
When kids are there ,one must be ready for any unexpected thing …he..he
LikeLike
So true!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Reading this makes me think of what is coming for me soon. I get frustrated with these games. I like swearing so we don’t get along
LikeLiked by 1 person
I think these kinds of toys and crafts need to come with a warning.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s a must
LikeLiked by 1 person