Class Field Trips Are Not For the Faint Of Heart

Earlier this week I went with my son and his grade 1 class on an outdoor field trip.  I had visions of us spending wholesome, quality time together, bonding over insects, kicking rocks and gathering sticks.  What I didn’t count on was the fact that the bus ride there would leave me feeling about as perky as a white trash Tinkerbell after a bottle of lukewarm Jack Daniels.  I also failed to realize that when you assemble a gaggle of 6 and 7 year olds, they are about as loud as a cyclone, and twice as destructive.

There were three classes there in total, several parent volunteers and four instructors ready to lead us on our adventure in Forest Exploration.  Not long after we arrived, they separated us into two very large groups and dragged us off into the trees without a moment’s hesitation.  (I contemplated crawling while I recovered from my bus hangover, but since I was expected to do some adulting while I was there, I settled for leaning on my son’s head while we walked).


Although it has officially been spring here for just over two weeks now, there is still plenty of snow and ice on the ground.  Normally this isn’t of any concern (we live in Canada, so we are used to riding moose through snowstorms in order to get a Tim Horton’s coffee before heading over to the local pond to play a game of hockey), but this meant that there was lots of water and ice next to the bridges and boardwalks along our paths.  We were told to stay as far away from the icy death traps as possible, but for some of the children, this served as more of a suggestion than a warning.  One boy in particular stepped right off the boardwalk and onto a thin patch of ice.  I lunged, with ninja-like reflexes, and yanked him back to safety.  My heroic rescue left me feeling slightly strung out and breathless, and since cursing and ranting under my breath were likely going to get me kicked out of the group, I opted instead for a heavy-browed scowl for the remainder of the walk.

Eventually we found ourselves in a small clearing, and the children were encouraged to explore and become one with nature.  While they busied themselves digging in the snow and leaves, I found myself wondering if anyone would notice if I started a small fire to thaw out my toes.  I never did have the chance to find out though, because suddenly there was a loud yelp, and two boys came barreling out of the trees toward me.  One of them was hitting the other over the head with a large stick, and screaming something about a bear.  I snatched the stick out of his hands, then turned to the other boy to see if he was alright.  He mumbled something about me ruining his game, then flipped me off and disappeared behind a tree.  I rolled my eyes at this so hard that my left may now be my right.

Eventually we made our way out of the forest and back to the main building where we ate lunch, fought over the washrooms, then bundled back up to head out for the next installment of our forest adventure.  The second half of the day passed without any casualties, and was surprisingly enjoyable.  I wondered if maybe I hadn’t eaten enough lunch, and was subsequently suffering from low-blood sugar hallucinations.

The bus ride home left me a little green around the edges, and I wondered, not for the first time, if it was a city wide policy that all buses smell like onions.  When we arrived back at the school, the other parents were glancing curiously in my direction.  I suppose I must have looked suspiciously like an escapee from a preschool production of Peter Pan.  I think it’s fair to say that this is probably a standard look for me at the end of all the class field trips I volunteer on.


31 thoughts on “Class Field Trips Are Not For the Faint Of Heart

  1. Nice ninja-like reflexes! Flipped you off? That would make me want to do what I did when I was a kid – cover one hand with the other and flip the bird only to say, “No, I’m not! How would you know anyway?!” Haha…Just kidding. But I would seriously consider it 😉 Glad the day got better and you survived! Loved the descriptions – Tinker Bell and the eye roll really had me laughing!

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  2. LMAO. ya got flipped off, eh? well good on ya for hanging in there. hope you got a hot bath and a nice vodka tonic or similar beverage of choice to help restore your balance in the universe.
    that many 6 year olds???? ewwwwwww!

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  3. Oh dear, you brought back some memories I was hoping I had gotten rid of. I accompanied my daughter’s class to the train museum a few years ago, as one of four parent volunteers. How hard could it be to mind sixty adorably cute 7-year olds, right?
    Yeah, right.

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    1. I really can’t get over how tired I was at the end of the day! It just takes so much out of you. There were certainly some fun moments, but it’s a wee bit stressful having to constantly keep track of everyone (especially when they could potentially fall into icy water or get lost in the woods!!).

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  4. Oh, that sounds like a great trip for the kids! I once planned a field trip (as a student teacher) to a local museum which boasted about its children’s programs – booked us in for 2 hours plus lunch time, and got everything settled. We went, and it was a total snore fest! I had all the grade 5’s from the whole school with me, and to entertain themselves they were all in the “infants and toddlers” play area….huge disaster!

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    1. Outdoor field trips are such a great experience for kids. It can sometimes be very stressful though on the grown-ups trying to keep an eye on them!! In spite of the craziness of my day, I am still glad I went. 🙂

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    1. To be fair, this field trip was a bit different than some of the other ones I have been on. Normally I would only be responsible for a small group of kids (4 or 5 at the most, one of whom was my own). This time, because we were all walking as a group through the forest, we had to watch out for everyone as a group. There were lots of places for these kids to wander off to, and I found that to be a bit stressful. I am still glad I went though, because it meant a lot to my son. 🙂

      I have been on other field trips with my kids when they were younger. They were pretty tame compared to this one. My biggest fear is losing one of the kids I’m in charge of!!! I’m constantly doing a head count. 😉

      You should definitely go with your 3 year old on the field trip. It might be crazy, you might lose your mind, but it will be worth it, because it will mean the world to your child. ❤


  5. This reminded me of so many field trips I took when my kids were young! A confession though. I always told the school I had to take my own car as I got carsick on buses. At least the rides there and back were quiet and nice.

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    1. This was actually the first time I took the bus with any of my kids’ classes. I have always taken my car in the past, but my son begged for us to take the bus together. NEVER again!!! 😉

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