Isaac came up with this game today where he had to call me “Dude” instead of Mom, and I was supposed to call him “Boy”. Gabriel was renamed “Kid”. The day looked something like this:
Took the kids with me when I had to get blood work. While the woman was drawing blood:
Isaac: Dude, does it hurt?
Me: No, Boy, it doesn’t.
Gabriel: Please don’t hurt my mom!
Me: Kid, I’m fine.
Later, at the park:
Isaac: DUDE! Watch me!
Me: I see you, Boy!
Gabriel: Can I jump off of this?
Me: Get down, Kid! That’s too high!
I don’t think Isaac will ever understand just how much I enjoyed this game.