The Art of Boredom

Before I had kids, I had more free time than I knew what to do with.  Weekends were a lovely mix of lazy mornings blending into sleepy afternoons, followed by evenings filled with a dizzying array of delightful choices.  My time was mine, and I could do what I wanted with it.  I ran when I felt like it, danced when I was in the mood, and wasted an embarrassing amount of time sitting in coffee shops trying to look intriguing.  Most of the time though I was bored, and I took that boredom for granted.  What I wouldn’t give to have a day to myself to feel bored again.

When I became a mom, my life changed in ways I never could have imagined.  We had our three children fairly close together, so the past five years have been busy, all-consuming and, quite frankly, exhausting.  They have also been years filled with love, laughter and unimaginable awesomeness, but somewhere along the way I lost myself.  I started identifying as a mother first, wife second, and a woman last.  I poured my soul into taking care of others and making sure their needs were met.  My family’s happiness became an obsession, and before I realized what was happening, I stopped doing things for myself.  I no longer went out in the evenings.  I was too tired and worn out to do anything but collapse face first onto the couch at the end of the night.  I gave up my hobbies, spent less and less time with friends, and began displaying hermit like characteristics.

I’m working on changing that now, and am slowly (well, at the same rate as time usually passes, as I have yet to master the power of time-bending) recovering from a five year ‘giving’ hangover.  I’m toying with the idea of running again (though running and breathing at the same time seems laughable now).  I have also been contemplating taking up yoga, but I looked into all the different yoga studios nearby, and have discovered that I may need to sacrifice a kidney in order to afford any kind of membership. Even then I’ll still need to lower my expectations and sniff out some kind of shady, off the books, back alley yoga class. The kind of class where all the yoga poses are screamed out in rapid fire staccato yell, while some smarmy guy with a mustache stands in the shadows making secret videos for his backroom movie collection.

It’s a work in progress.

4 thoughts on “The Art of Boredom

  1. I feel you there, lady! It’s to the point where I even feel guilty if I think about not giving up the last bite of my honey bun to the insistent baby, or playing minecraft for an hour. Hell I don’t even take showers before 9pm. The blog was kind of a first step away from these patterns. I thought I was just being a good mom, but I’m starting to see the negative effects of my constant presence. And we homeschool, so I really have to figure out this delicate balance.

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      1. Yessss. The worst is when your kids take the niceness for granted. I’ve got a lot of balancing to do, I just feel bad when I do it right. I just want to only be nice and have them be good anyway. Haha.

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